"The literal mind is baffled by the ironic one" - The Hitch

Here's me being scathing about serious blogs, serious menswear and in particular, serious blogs about serious menswear. But I love it all really, I'm that badass with a heart of gold.

If you want to reblog and remove my hard-won caption take from the source because I refuse to look like an asshat by inadvertently colluding with your crappy taste.

Behind this lies a little knowledge so don't just assume I'm an asshole and leave. Perhaps ask me a question, the button's up top.